Dotty’s Dessert of the Day: Chocolate Therapy Truffles

 

Dotty's Dessert of the DayOkay, so this week has been rough, to say the least. It’s like a supervillain has moved into the Oval Office. I was prepared for a dire first week, but this has been epically heartbreaking.

I think we all need a little sweetness after so much brutality.

There are about five foods that my body can digest without distress. One of those is chocolate. (Another is asparagus. March is a very good month for me, digestively speaking.)

I eat a lot of chocolate. I believe that chocolate has magical properties. Chocolate Therapy Truffles

We could certainly use some of that magic right now, so I wanted to share my favorite dairy-free chocolate truffle recipe. (Yes, unfortunately I’m highly lactose-intolerant. Just thinking about milk gives me gas.)

You can’t mess this recipe up unless you leave the pot on the stove and go on vacation for a week. Seriously.

So go make yourself some truffles and cheer up. We’ve got a long road ahead of us.

 

Chocolate Therapy Truffles (Dairy-free)

Simple, divine, dark chocolate truffles made dairy-free with coconut milk. Better than any therapy session I've had. And you can buy all the ingredients at Trader Joe's! Yes, Trader Joe's! The great equalizer!

Course Dessert
Prep Time 45 minutes
Cook Time 15 minutes
Total Time 1 hour
Servings 24 truffles
Author Dotty

Ingredients

Truffle Base

  • 1 cup full fat canned coconut milk
  • 1/2 bar Trader Joe's Pound Plus (72%) Dark Chocolate (approx. 8.5 oz)
  • 2 tbsp coconut oil

Toppings

  • 1/4 cup shredded coconut
  • 1/4 cup crushed freeze-dried raspberries (pulverize them)
  • 3 tbsp cocoa or cacao powder

Flavorings

  • 1-2 tbsp vanilla, flavored extract, flavored liqueur, etc.

Instructions

  1. Prep Your Chocolate

    Chop 1/2 of your TJ's Pound Plus bar into small chunks.

  2. Make a Bath for Your Chocolate

    Heat the coconut oil and coconut milk in a medium sauce pan over medium-low heat until it just comes to a boil. Remove from heat. (Note: if your canned coconut milk has separated, give it a good stir before measuring it and adding it to the pan.)

  3. Transform Your Chocolate

    Add the chocolate pieces to the heated coconut milk mixture and stir until the chocolate is completely melted.

    Keep stirring until the chocolate mixture thickens a bit, and add your flavoring of choice.

    That's it. That's all a ganache is. You will never be afraid of making a ganache again now, will you?

  4. Let Your Ganache Chill Out

    I'm so lazy that once the pan cools I throw the whole thing in the fridge for a few hours or overnight. 

  5. Roll Those Truffles

    Using a spoon, scoop a hunk of chocolate from your chilled ganache into your palm and roll it into a ball. Whatever size you want, but for practical reasons, I suggest keeping it smaller than a golf ball. 

    (It's going to be messy. You are going to get covered in chocolate. But I promise, if you do it this way, it's almost as therapeutic and delightful as actually eating your truffles. You must become an artist and embrace your chocolate clay.)

    Now, roll that chocolate ball into your one of your toppings. 

    Congratulate yourself for a job well done and enjoy one, two, or seven of these these babies. 

 

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Handing Over the Keys

Handing Over the Keys

Dotty
Self-accepting Dotty

The right idea, not the best execution. But, as we all know, there are limits to my drawing abilities. If there is an actual artist or cartoonist who would like to take a stab at it, go for it. I will NOT be offended. I will WELCOME it.

Really.

I’m not just saying that.

Really.

I mean that.

I have enough self-worth to be comfortable admitting my flaws and imperfections and asking for help.

I do.

Really.

Okay, I’m going to stop this now.

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Post-Election Day 5: Feeling Very Blue

 

Feeling Very Blue

Dotty
Dotty Feeling Challenged by Depression

Yes, another sad day.

Full disclosure: I am *CHALLENGED by depression and have been throughout my life. Notice I did not say I “SUFFER” from depression or I “STRUGGLE” with depression (even though I do struggle with it, and do suffer from it.)

Words are powerful.  And when I use the words STRUGGLE and SUFFER to describe my experience with depression, it makes me feel all weak and victim-y.

I don’t like to feel weak and victim-y.

I AM A STRONG DEPRESSION-WARRIOR!

It’s not denial.  It’s semantics.

*If you are wondering, yes, this election has triggered one of those CHALLENGING periods.

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Post-Election Day 3: The “United” States of America

Dotty's Doodles

Dotty
ME

This was another sad day.

I wasn’t surprised by the results. And not just because of the prescient dream I had the night before doomsday. You see, I come from a sort of red background. I grew up in a blue state, but my town was pretty red growing up. Cows were tipped. Mailboxes were batted at. And people weren’t too accepting of difference or *snobs.

*That’s what progressive liberals were called back then.

For example, in high school I kept it a secret that I shopped at The Gap and enjoyed watching PBS, fearing that I would be shunned or mocked. It was just that kind of place.

Then I had the extreme opposite experience living in New York City as an adult.  In New York I felt inadequate because of my “small-town” roots. Because I hadn’t learned the proper way to say Creme Brulee until I was 26. (In case you are wondering, it’s not CREEEM BROOOLEEEE. You can hear the proper pronunciation here.)

I’ve always been a straddler.  And a very observant one.  So this election didn’t surprise me.

It just saddened me.

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